Season 6
- 2023 -

Ronnie Suggs, Season 6 Champion

Ronnie Suggs walked home with the hardware from the 2023 season. Suggs' 9-5 Regular Season record was enough to get him to the championship. His I Still Believe team defeated Parker Dumontier's Still Raw Doggin' in the league championship.

Season 6 Punishment Weekend in the books

11 of the 12 league members were able to meet in St. Louis, MO for the annual Punishment Weekend. Members voted on bylaw propositions, reviewed the 2023 season, spent time in the Pepper Lounge, and enjoyed watching the Losers participate in the punishment.

The 2023 Losers

Corey Kluesner

Burrowing into Boobies (6-8)

Austin Subke

Last Place Losers (3-11)

Austin Subke - Last Place Losers - was the league's first loser of 2023, going 3-11 in the Regular Season. Subke's team lost four nailbiter matchups, making him one of the most unlucky members in the 2023 season. Despite headlining players such as Lamar Jackson, Deebo Samuel, and Jaylen Waddle, Subke's team struggled the entire season.

Corey Kluesner - Burrowing into Boobies - showed promise throughout the Regular Season, however he would go on to score the lowest point total of the season at just 1,821.24 points. Kluesner bounced around .500 all season long, never falling more than 2 games out of the projected Playoff bracket. However once his spot in the Losers Bracket was solidified, his team essentially jumped off a cliff.

The Punishment
Bowling Challenge

What: The Bowling Challenge

Where: St. Louis, MO (Shrewsbury Lanes).

When: March 2, 2024

Who: Austin Subke and Corey Kluesner

The Bowling Challenge is designed to be a group activity that’s fun for everyone, yet still a massive struggle for LOSER A (Corey Kluesner) and LOSER B (Austin Subke). The Bowling Challenge will be a race for the two LOSERS to bowl a “perfect game” of 300+.

Typical bowling rules apply, however the contestants can earn additional pins towards their total. These additional pins will stack, game over game. There are three ways to earn additional pins:

Hot dogs consumed: 10 pins
12 oz beers consumed: 5 pins
Strike bowled: 1 pin

Example: LOSER B bowls a 140 in their 9th round of bowling, however they’ve eaten 10 hot dogs, drank 10 beers, and bowled 10 strikes throughout the day.

140 pins + 100 (10 hot dogs) + 50 (10 beers) + 10 (10 strikes) = 300 pins

LOSER B will have finished the challenge given these stats.

The contestant who finishes The Bowling Challenge with a score of 300+ first is the winner of the challenge. The winner of The Bowling Challenge earns the right to swap their draft pick with any other member during the 2024 Season 7 draft.

Corey Kluesner was the winner of the 2023 Punishment, achieving a bowling score of 163 after eating 9 hot dogs and drinking 5 beers in 2 hours and 47 minutes. This took Kluesner five games.

Austin Subke finished the Punishment in 3 hours and 48 minutes after bowling 8 games. He bowled an 86 while consuming 23 beers and 9 hot dogs to finish with 12 minutes left on the clock.

Season in Review

2023 Awards

The best of the best. Or, in some cases, the worst of the worst.

Liam Neeson Fatherhood Luck

Blake - The Greatest Show on Paper

Most unlucky losses

4 unlucky losses

Terrible Defense

Blake - The Greatest Show on Paper

Most points allowed

2,260.98 total points against

Doormat

Blake - The Greatest Show on Paper

Most losses in the season

12 total losses

Easy Target